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Answer these questions.
1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?
2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain?
3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain tou Saas ki dua ko kia kahain gay?
4. Girl friend or ghalat friend main kia farq hai?
5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki?
6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?
7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya srhad walon ki pushto?
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
Dad: Whats your result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.
Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.
