Category: Funny SMS

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Dad: Whats your result?

Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.

Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.

Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.

Young man,

do you think you can handle a variety of work?

“I ought to be able to.

I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

age of drinks;

1 to 3 milk

3 to 8 cerelac

9 to 13 horlicks

14 to 25 bear

26 to 40 whisky

41 to 60 tonic

after 60 anytime

“GANGA JAL”

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p