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A football team loses their star player,
Roger Dick, due to injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The mamager calls up the newspaper and objects,
so the editor changes the headline.
It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon
WAPDA ki main titli hoon,
Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon
2,2 ghantay jati hoon,
0oper pankha rukta hai
Neechay Munna rota hai,
Munnay ki ammi karay Haye
Bijli us ko tarpaaye,
Munnay ki Ammi kali
Bijli hai nakhron wali.
Brought 2 u by : WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatkay laga k.
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Breaking News:
After the engagement of Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza,
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Katrina Kaif pressurize me,
OMG what should I do….?
send me sms only these times.
Morning: 6 am to 12 pm
Noon: 12 pm to 4 pm
Evening: 4 pm to 8 pm
Night: 8 pm to 6 am
Don’t distrub me the other times.
I am very busy person.
When I’m sad I just sing and
then I realize my voice is
worse than my problems.
Life Me
=Paisa =Payar
=Dost =Izzat
Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein
Par,
Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,
Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Subha utho
Close-up kro
Phr naha k
Meri photo rakh k
Apne 2, 9 hath jor kr
zor zor se gao
TUJHE BHOoL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA Aye AiSA KOI Din nahi.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
