Category: Funny SMS

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

1 Bar Hichki Aye Samjhna

i am Remembering U

2Bar Aye To

I Want 2 Meet U

3Bar AyeTo

I Miss U

Agar, phir se Aye

To Plz pani pee lena

Mujhe aur Bhi Kaam hai…

He+She= Love.

He+She+Love=Marriage.

He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.

AND

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.

So my dear friend

Be careful.

This sentence is sure to make you laugh.

Give it a thought.

The first man who discovered milk,

whoever he is,

what the hell was he trying to do with the cow?

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

One day many professors get on board in a plane.

Then they came to know that this plane is designed by their students,

and suddenly all the professors leave the plan except one.

He is confident that

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.

.

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This plane will not even start so no worries.

1-8 year old girls love mom

8-14 year love dad

14-25 girls love “PRINCE”

25-50 love husband

50-100 Hmm.

Just write your name

and send all your firends. Ejnoy

Son To Papa: Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa: Nothing Son,

She Asked For Lipstick,

But I Gave Her, ELFI.

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…