He+She+Love=Marriage
He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.
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sentence is sure to make you laugh
This sentence is sure to make you laugh.
Give it a thought.
The first man who discovered milk,
whoever he is,
what the hell was he trying to do with the cow?
sardar as a director
A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don’t know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don’t worry there is no water
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE
One day many professors get on board in a plane.
Then they came to know that this plane is designed by their students,
and suddenly all the professors leave the plan except one.
He is confident that
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This plane will not even start so no worries.
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
girls love mom
1-8 year old girls love mom
8-14 year love dad
14-25 girls love “PRINCE”
25-50 love husband
50-100 Hmm.
Just write your name
and send all your firends. Ejnoy
She Asked For Lipstick
Son To Papa: Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?
Papa: Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI.
Monkey can read SMS in my country
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…
early shopping
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?
Sardar: Before opening the shop.
interesting confusions
interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?