count from 1 to 10
Miss says to a nursery students:
Count from 1 to 10.
I will give you a kiss.
Little kid replied:
I will count from 1 to 1000,
will you sleep with me..?
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Funny World Cup SMS
Dhoni Bivi Sey: Mujhy Chaaey To Dena.
Bivi Ne Plate Me Chaaey Daal K Di.
Dhoni Ghussy Se Bola: Cup Me Daal K Do.
Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI Ley Jaaye Ga
Isi Me Peeny Ki Aadat Dalo.
Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
joke in one word
Joke in one word
SARDAR
Joke in two words
Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words
SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words
SARDAR wins the game.
ghajini effect on student
Ghajini effect.
“A boy open his tiffin box on the road”
Why?
.
.
.
He just wanted to check,
whether was going to school or coming back
I want to share all your worries
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.