Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya.
After operation DR Askd:
Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao,
Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain
Lagta hai pahunch gai
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sleep in baby’s room
A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
stupid boss
If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
A girl was thristy
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
We will now upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!