Category: Funny SMS

Welcome to FACEBOOK
where you can stalk your exes,
freak out your friends and
go from normal to bipolar
all in less than 30 seconds.

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha

Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,

Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,

mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,

Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,

Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha

or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Teacher . Google is a girl or a boy?
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Student.. Google is a girl
because it won’t let you enter
the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting.
and if you asks a single question
it answers you with hundred of irrelevant answers.

A football team loses their star player,

Roger Dick, due to injury.

Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.

The mamager calls up the newspaper and objects,

so the editor changes the headline.

It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Breaking News:

After the engagement of Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza,

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Katrina Kaif pressurize me,

OMG what should I do….?

When I’m sad I just sing and
then I realize my voice is
worse than my problems.

Life Me

=Paisa   =Payar

=Dost    =Izzat

Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Par,

Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,

Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.