what an idea
Shadeed Garmi mein
Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.
Ek Faqeer aaya,
sab se Bheek Li aur
Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!
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What an IDEA.. ;-)
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I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Wife is a “Received” call
Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”
Romantic Use of Urdu
Sometimes things look so romantic in Urdu:
Mai Kho Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mai, Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao.
Now try in english:
I M LOST IN UR LOVE, NOW U GET LOST:-)
So i did it there
( ".) < )______, - - . L L .,:,. SORRY, I was not able to bear my dear, your inbox was empty So i did it there
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
If You Find A Cute Friend
If You Find A Cute Friend …
Hold Him With Both Hands
Bcoz
A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..
Ok
Ok
oho,
Ab Choro B,
Mera hath! ;-)
woman and men wear watches
why do women wear watches
on their right hand and
men on their left hand…?
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To see the time.. :P
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.