Category: Funny SMS

1 Mirasi glti se roza rkh betha

12 bje usne bete

se kha: dekho

suraj duba?

Ni aba

3 bje:duba kya?

Ni

4 bje:surj duba?

Ni

Mirasi:A Aj Mainu

lay k e duby ga

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

At a bus stand in Lahore,
An American Doctor got Heart attack
after reading a Book’s Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.’
Rs. 150/-

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
?
?
?
socho??
?
?
nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

A toilet is like a National assmbly meeting

People come with a lot of pressure,

sit, express their feelings,

create a lot of noise & finally drop the issue.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

Aadmi:
tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?

Machar:
ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Meaning of PYAAR?

It’s a group of friends sitting

around a table and smoking

and saying….

“P – YAAR”.