1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
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Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga
*breaking news*
1pakistani ne pani mey 24 ghante tk sans rokne
ka aalmi record qaim kr dia hy!
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Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga.
Husband – tum kon hoo ?
Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Dream makes everything possible
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Life main hamesha haste raho
Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
‘UNMARRIED’ ho.
you have failed
Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird’s leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don’t know!
Examiner: You have failed. What’s your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
.+ΞΞ+. Ξ 1 Ξ'+ΞΞ+'
Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
Acha Sa $m$ Karo
Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai
AurKHABARDAR Is 1 rupe Ki T0ffee Khareedi To
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…