Category: Funny SMS

A MBBS student first time enter

the Operation theater for operation.

After Operation, he came out and prayed.

Ya Allah, pehla gift bheja hai, Qabool karna :-)

Best quote of this generation…

“Oh GOD, give me patience…..
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But Please Hurry Up!” ;-)

!§!

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service!

In the corridor of a government office

was a sign board reading

“Don’t make any noise.”

Someone added the following words

“Otherwise, we might wake up” :-D

Actual Funny Meanings:

TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost!
Ahaan! = I’m really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these!
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please.
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser!
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say.

Pyaar karne waale log Telenor se baat karte ha

Knjus log ZonG se baat karte ha

Ameer Jazz se

Khubsurt Ufone se

Ziddi Warid se

Lekin zaheen log kabhi baat nahi kartey

wo sirf SMS karty hain.

jeet k bhi haar gaya me pyar ki baazi yaaro,

me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO.

wo guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai,

bcz i was in CHING-CHI she was in PIJAR0.

Who walks with us

through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?

No!

Husband Wife?

No!

Friends?

No!

One and only our slippers!!!!

So keep them safe

WikiPedia: I Know all
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Google: I Have all
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Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don’t function.
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WAPDA: ponki jao. :D