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A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead……….
Amazing Marketing
Pakistan is the only Country,
where an organization spends
millions on advertising
to reduce the use of its product
It’s WAPDA.
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GIFT 4U
Load sheding me jala lena
Qk
hum apki zindagi mai andhera nahi dekh skte,
You are many kilometers away from me but
i am still watching you are every movement through
3 different Sources.
1.Cartoon network
2.Animal planet
3.National geography.
A MBBS student first time enter
the Operation theater for operation.
After Operation, he came out and prayed.
Ya Allah, pehla gift bheja hai, Qabool karna :-)
Best quote of this generation…
“Oh GOD, give me patience…..
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But Please Hurry Up!” ;-)
!ยง!
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Hat jao aj faraz ny coke pe li ha .
In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up” :-D
Actual Funny Meanings:
TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost!
Ahaan! = I’m really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these!
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please.
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser!
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say.
Pyaar karne waale log Telenor se baat karte ha
Knjus log ZonG se baat karte ha
Ameer Jazz se
Khubsurt Ufone se
Ziddi Warid se
Lekin zaheen log kabhi baat nahi kartey
wo sirf SMS karty hain.
