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A man in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how are you?
He is embarrassed and says doing just fine
So what are you up to?
Well, just sitting like you
Can I come over?
No, no I am kinda busy now
listen, I have to call you back.
There is an idiot in other toilet
who is answering my question.
Heer : . . . Ranjhy say !!
main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai ruswa ho gai
ranjha!
To main kon sa tum sy ishq kr kay DSP lag gaya hoon…
This SMS for intelligent person only,
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I Told you
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That this is for intelligent person
then why the hell
are you scrolling down.
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
*breaking news*
1pakistani ne pani mey 24 ghante tk sans rokne
ka aalmi record qaim kr dia hy!
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Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga.
Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
