Category: Funny SMS

This SMS for intelligent person only,
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I Told you
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That this is for intelligent person
then why the hell
are you scrolling down.

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

*breaking news*

1pakistani ne pani mey 24 ghante tk sans rokne

ka aalmi record qaim kr dia hy!

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Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga.

Husband – tum kon hoo

Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
‘UNMARRIED’ ho.