Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
1 night bijli chali gae…
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
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sardar was smoking infront of his father
Sardar was smoking infront of his father
Friend: Oye Abbe De Samne Smoking…!
Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na,
Koi Petrol Pump Tey Nahi…. :)
an idiot in other toilet
A man in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how are you?
He is embarrassed and says doing just fine
So what are you up to?
Well, just sitting like you
Can I come over?
No, no I am kinda busy now
listen, I have to call you back.
There is an idiot in other toilet
who is answering my question.
main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai
Heer : . . . Ranjhy say !!
main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai ruswa ho gai
ranjha!
To main kon sa tum sy ishq kr kay DSP lag gaya hoon…
intelligent person only
This SMS for intelligent person only,
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I Told you
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That this is for intelligent person
then why the hell
are you scrolling down.
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga
*breaking news*
1pakistani ne pani mey 24 ghante tk sans rokne
ka aalmi record qaim kr dia hy!
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Janaze ka elaan bad may kia jaey ga.
Husband – tum kon hoo ?
Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D