A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
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Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
Interesting Definitions…
School:
Place were Papa Pays n Son Plays…
Life Insurnce:
Contrct that Keeps U Poor all Ur Life so that U can Die Rich…
Doctor:
A Person who Kills Ur Ills by Pills, n Kills U by Bills…
Mariage:
It’s an Agreement in which a Man Loses his Bachelor n a Woman Gains her Masters…
Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage…
Smile:
A Curve that can Set a lot of Things Straight…
Atom Bomb:
An Invention to End all Inventions…
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
WAKEEL: My lord! “Qanoon ki kitaab k safa 15
k mutabq mere mokal ko ba-izzat bari kia jae
JUDge: Kitab pesh ki jae. kitab pesh ki gai,
Judge ne safa khoola tu ush main 100, 100 ke 5 note pary thy.
JUDGE: Ish tarah ke 2 ore saboot pesh keye jain. :)
If dentists make films,?the names will be –
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
All da electrons were having a party. Suddenly protons attacked them
A hero came & saved da electrons.They askd hero “who r u?”he said
Bond !
Covalent bond!
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message.Choice is urs…
you are super
you are great
you are smart
you are intelegent
you are cool
you are sweet
you are wonderful
you are special
find that who spread
this fake news about you
Meera ki flight men tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
“Are You suffering from fever”?
Meera:
“No,I am suffering from Karachi to Lahore