Category: Funny SMS

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

Childhood Time

Childhood is time when
you like Jerry and admire his smartness.
Maturity is time when
you understand, that Jerry
is a complete asshole
and you feel sorry for Tom.

1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya

Admi Kawe Ko Ghar Le Gaya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Kerdia

Kawwa Jaaga tu Bola:Hay ALLAH JAIL HOGAi

lgta hai Driver Mar Gaya..

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mein 500 sms krti hai.

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.