cancel a date
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
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i told you
A good friend will come
and bail you out,
If you are in Jail.
But
A true friend can’t.
Because He is sitting
Next to you saying.
I told you that.
You will be caught.
BRIGHT STUDENT
When I was studying at school
my teacher used to wear sun glasses.
Do you know why?
Because,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“I was A BRIGHT STUDENT”.
Hahaha
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
When you win
When you win every one takes pride
and celebrate your victory.
But
When you lose only true friends
holds your hand, sit by your side and say.
“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
what a figure
A group of elephants were sitting in a street.
A female elephant passes by them.
Then a loafer elephant said.
Wow!
What a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
The Chemistry of SMS
The Chemistry of SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
They both have same initials.
SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
Hai tu agar mera dilbar
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Don’t kill the students
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”