2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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uska naam hi yaad nahi aata
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
What is B.E? A 4 year degree program!!!
4 year degree program
We work hard all these 4 year
We have 8 semesters
We have 80GB syllabus
We study 80MB
But we remember 80KB
We answer 80 Bytes
We get BINARY marks ,
Finally we get The Degree of BE
It is mean Brain Empty
Papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Child: papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Father: tjhe sb pta ha
Child: nhi pta promise!
Fathe: in ke pait me pani bhra ha
Child: Oh no! Tu phir Bacha to doob jae ga…
constantly being kissed
The most wacky definition of high heels:
A device invented by short women,
who were fed up by constantly
being kissed on the forehead !! B-)
lecture on ill effects of drinking
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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WIFE KIS KI HAI
continue the sexy story
A boy made a date in an empty house.
The girl was very sexy and warm.
She was wearing dress of net,
her body was looking from it.
She has very attractive figure.
She lay down on the bed and boy started.
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good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
5th Law of Newton about Shoes in Mosque
According to Newton’s 5th Law
“In MaSjid if u put Your jUtti in front of u, twadi Namaz nai hoye gi,
But
If u put jUTti behind u, twadi JuTti nai hoye gi…”