Category: Funny SMS

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,

I don”t worry I don”t cry,

I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

I always think about U.

I can’t live without U.

I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m very desperate for U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

That’s all what my mamma say to me:p

Fakeer: Baji Allah k naam par paise de do!

Aurat: Sharam nahi aati road par bheek mangtey ho!

Fakeer: Ab tere 1 rupay k liye office kholon

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,

G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,

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oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing . . .

I wonder why it is being wasted on us… ;-)