Category: Funny SMS

I smile because you’re my family…
I laugh because there’s nothing
you can do about it…!

I am on mission to make you. . . . . . cute

to make you. . . . . beautiful

To make you. . . smart

To make you…. genius

But

mission impossible

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

Solider to General: Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking…

General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…

“After enemy defeat”

Solider: Sir why d red shirt??

General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.

Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..

GENERAL: Hurry up!

Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Sheikh Dhobi Se

Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?

Dhobi: 15 rupay.

Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar

Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera,

when will you marry?

She replied: First I will marry my brothers,

then my father will marry me. :D

A Banker, confused about accounts,

asks his lady secretary:

If I give you $3million deducting 17%,

how much would you take off?

Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.