Category: Funny SMS

Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,

G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,

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oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

Es Bar Hume Nahi Khilaya IPL,

To Sania Ki Uth Gai Baraat.

Next Time Na Khilaya IPL,

Tu Hum Katrina Bhi Ley Ayen Gey Apne Paas.

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

The value of life increases

only after it is lost…

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for example

Live chicken Rs.90/-

Tandoori Chicken Rs.250/-

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

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