Category: Funny SMS

Fakeer: Baji Allah k naam par paise de do!

Aurat: Sharam nahi aati road par bheek mangtey ho!

Fakeer: Ab tere 1 rupay k liye office kholon

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,

G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,

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  -,-,-,-,-,-

oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing . . .

I wonder why it is being wasted on us… ;-)

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Es Bar Hume Nahi Khilaya IPL,

To Sania Ki Uth Gai Baraat.

Next Time Na Khilaya IPL,

Tu Hum Katrina Bhi Ley Ayen Gey Apne Paas.

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!