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PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE
Dear God, I beg u!
Giv me da wisdom
to understand my boss.
Giv me da Love to forgive him.
Giv me da patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
don’t give me da Power
bcoz if u giv me da Power
I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…
Fakeer: Baji Allah k naam par paise de do!
Aurat: Sharam nahi aati road par bheek mangtey ho!
Fakeer: Ab tere 1 rupay k liye office kholon
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
friend to Sardar:
you are suppose to go to doctor todaya
what happened…?
Sardar replied:
today I am not feeling good.
So I will go tomorrow.
Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,
G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,
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-,-,-,-,-,-
oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing . . .
I wonder why it is being wasted on us… ;-)
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Sardar told his Friend: Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Friend: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”
Es Bar Hume Nahi Khilaya IPL,
To Sania Ki Uth Gai Baraat.
Next Time Na Khilaya IPL,
Tu Hum Katrina Bhi Ley Ayen Gey Apne Paas.