Category: Funny SMS

A Mother makes her son “GENTLE”

in 20 years,

but his Wife

makes him “MENTAL”

with in just 20 minutes”

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are MBA.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a thief.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: “He’s the only 1 who earns. ;-)

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

The most amazing cricket match in the history.

Played on 30th September 2009

between Pakistan and Australia.

But the looser was … India!

Hahahaaa… :-D

Ek bat btana

jhoot mat bolna

is bat ko mazak mat samujna.

kuch kuch batin mazak nahin hotin

such such batana

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Tuwadi

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v Light jandi ay?

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

What a Govt in Pakistan:
Nobody wants to study in Govt School.
Don’t want to be treated in Govt hospital.
Don’t want to travel by Govt bus.
Don’t want to deal with any Govt Dept.
But,
Every body wants Govt JOBS.

Ye soch kar tum ny Shadi walay ghar say poket ma BIRIYANI dall li …..

Daagh to chala jay ga,

ye waqat phir nahi aay ga……………………

Boy to Chemist:
I need 1 condom.
Chemist:
We sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:
The girl is hot. We’re having Dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give 12’s pack.

At dinner table the Boy begins to pray and continues with his head down for several mins.
Girl:
U never told me, u r such a religious person.
Boy:
And u never told me, ur father is a CHEMIST!!