Category: Funny SMS

Love In College

GIRL’S WAY:

Sits on the 1st bench,

turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say:

“THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI”

 

BOYS WAY:

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class,

all his friends starts

saying loudly:

“OYE HOYE!
BHABI AA GAi :-)

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye,

to wo doctor ko yu batany lga..

Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.

Mis bell pe outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,

tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,

pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,

jitna load karo sara khtm.

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

20 years earlier IDBI ßank rejected loan of Mukesh Ambani
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And today he is able to ßuy IDBI ßank
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Today *UFONE* has also rejected my loan of Rs.10 so…..

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

People Say To Me

“Sudhar Jao.”..

How To Tell Them..

“There is No Scope of Improvement in Perfection…” ;-)