Category: Funny SMS

Ye soch kar tum ny Shadi walay ghar say poket ma BIRIYANI dall li …..

Daagh to chala jay ga,

ye waqat phir nahi aay ga……………………

Boy to Chemist:
I need 1 condom.
Chemist:
We sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:
The girl is hot. We’re having Dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give 12’s pack.

At dinner table the Boy begins to pray and continues with his head down for several mins.
Girl:
U never told me, u r such a religious person.
Boy:
And u never told me, ur father is a CHEMIST!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi”:

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D

Rok Do Mery JANAAZY Ko! ZALiMO,

Mujh Mein phir sy JAAN Aa Rahi Hy,

PECHY Murr k Dekho, kambakhto,

Larkiyoon sy bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hy.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye,

to wo doctor ko yu batany lga..

Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.

Mis bell pe outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,

tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,

pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,

jitna load karo sara khtm.

Love In College

GIRL’S WAY:

Sits on the 1st bench,

turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say:

“THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI”

 

BOYS WAY:

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class,

all his friends starts

saying loudly:

“OYE HOYE!
BHABI AA GAi :-)

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.