Category: Funny SMS

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p

If you can’t amaze people
with your intelligence…
confuse them with your bullshit.

Early Morning,

Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school.

Son: Mama I don’t wanna go.

Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this.

Son:

1.All Children Hate Me
2.All Teachers Hate Me

Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go.

Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go?

Mom:

1.U R 35 Yrs Old
2.U R Principal Of the School :-) :p

Long time ago,
people who sacrifice their sleep,
family, food, laughter and
other joys of life were called saints.
.
.
.
But now, they are called
IT Professionals.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are MBA.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a thief.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: “He’s the only 1 who earns. ;-)

A Mother makes her son “GENTLE”

in 20 years,

but his Wife

makes him “MENTAL”

with in just 20 minutes”

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

The most amazing cricket match in the history.

Played on 30th September 2009

between Pakistan and Australia.

But the looser was … India!

Hahahaaa… :-D