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Wish With True Heart

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE

GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE

If She Don’t Text You
Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her

When She Walks Away From You Mad
Follow Her

When Shes Quiet
Ask Her What’s Wrong

When She Ignores You
Give Her Your Attention

When She Pushes YOU AWAY
Pull Her BACK

When You See Her Crying
Wipe Her Tears & Ask What’s Wrong

When She Says Go Away
just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug

wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Dear! Look into my eyes

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!

Girl- True love.

Boy- O anni di e!

Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..

Dies For You Everyday

Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,

which dies in a day.

But don’t love me,

who dies for you everyday?

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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!

boy and gril on first meeting

How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.

Girl : kitna seedha larka hey

Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey

Girl : kitna nice behavior hey

Boy : kya zalim figure hey

Girl : well educated lagta hey

Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey

Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey

Boy : thora aur light dressĀ  hota to maza aajata

Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi

Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..