without u life is a dreamy cloud
Girl: Ur da sunshine of my life,
without u life is a dreamy cloud,
Ur in my heart like de cloud wind in the sky..
Boy: Is this a proposal or a wether report?
Girl: Ur da sunshine of my life,
without u life is a dreamy cloud,
Ur in my heart like de cloud wind in the sky..
Boy: Is this a proposal or a wether report?
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the gir.
Loyalty keeps the girl.
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..
Boy: will you be my friend.?
Girl: my parents will not allow me?
Boy: very strange.
what do you think,
that my parents bring me the
membership to flirt with girls.
Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me,
who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied:
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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.
Girl : kitna seedha larka hey
Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey
Girl : kitna nice behavior hey
Boy : kya zalim figure hey
Girl : well educated lagta hey
Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey
Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey
Boy : thora aur light dressĀ hota to maza aajata
Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi
Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..
A girl is much more than she seems.
She is not a toy.
Underneath that make up and hair.
There’s a sign that says
“handle with care”
BOY:
Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.
Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.
GIRL:
Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,
te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi