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Category: Girl n Boy SMS

Wish With True Heart

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Dear! Look into my eyes

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!

Girl- True love.

Boy- O anni di e!

Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..

Dies For You Everyday

Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,

which dies in a day.

But don’t love me,

who dies for you everyday?

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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!

boy and gril on first meeting

How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.

Girl : kitna seedha larka hey

Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey

Girl : kitna nice behavior hey

Boy : kya zalim figure hey

Girl : well educated lagta hey

Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey

Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey

Boy : thora aur light dressĀ  hota to maza aajata

Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi

Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..