Wish With True Heart
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE
If She Don’t Text You
Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her
When She Walks Away From You Mad
Follow Her
When Shes Quiet
Ask Her What’s Wrong
When She Ignores You
Give Her Your Attention
When She Pushes YOU AWAY
Pull Her BACK
When You See Her Crying
Wipe Her Tears & Ask What’s Wrong
When She Says Go Away
just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the gir.
Loyalty keeps the girl.
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..
Boy: will you be my friend.?
Girl: my parents will not allow me?
Boy: very strange.
what do you think,
that my parents bring me the
membership to flirt with girls.
Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me,
who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied:
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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.
Girl : kitna seedha larka hey
Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey
Girl : kitna nice behavior hey
Boy : kya zalim figure hey
Girl : well educated lagta hey
Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey
Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey
Boy : thora aur light dressĀ hota to maza aajata
Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi
Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..
A girl is much more than she seems.
She is not a toy.
Underneath that make up and hair.
There’s a sign that says
“handle with care”
BOY:
Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.
Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.
GIRL:
Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,
te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi