Category: Girl n Boy SMS

A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:

Miss will you marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled and said yes

Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate

I want a boyfriend who:
will text me good morning/good night.
will make me laugh
will take funny/cute pictures with me.
Respects me won’t lie to me
doesn’t flirt with other girls.

Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have

a different girl every week, he’s a legend,

but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,

then it’s a master key,

but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,

then it’s a shitty lock.

Boys are really attractive when they:
1. Play with chidren;
2. Accompany their moms happily;
3. Play guitar or another music instruments;
4. Sing a love song although they can’t sing;
5. Help others do something;
6. Bit their bottom lips;
7. Know how to treat women right;
8. Just be himself without their friends.

WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL

Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile
Gameover!

Boy: Ager main tumhein kiss ker k bhaag jaon to?
Girl:To main samjhon gi k
ik larka jo pura paper ker sakta tha
wo objective likh k bhaag gaya