Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else
Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:
1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai. ;-)
Simplest Truth !
The Boy Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
….
.
.
.
.
.
.
Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . . =P =D.
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
kash logon ki mohabbat Mobile hoti…
Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson hoti…
Larka mohabat k sms data…
Larki chahat ki miss call karti…
Larka larki ki miss call save karta…
Larki larke ki chahat sy inbox bharti…
Milkr roz dono apne jiwan ke battery charge karte…
Ringtone ki awaz py dono ki zindagi muskurati…
koi bhe gam jo ata agr, mil kr dono delete kartay…
Aur dilon ki darkan unki vibration hoti…
Kash logon ki mohabbat mobile hoti…
A girl comes late to class.
Professor: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir a boy was following me.
Professor: So how did you got late?
Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow.
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
.
A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
You Carry On,
I Have Coins!
Stop Looking At Girls
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,
you are committed now!
Boy: Oho what do you mean,
if I m on diet,
that doesn’t mean
that I cant look at MENU.
A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for….!
Girl: Najomi say ! mere 2 affairs hain.
Un dono mai kis k sath shadi hogi ?
Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?
NAJOMI : Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga.
