to end the relation
We Are Just Friends
Girls use this sentence; when they want to start the relation.
Boys use it; when they want to end the relation.
Category: Girl n Boy SMS
come to meet me
Boy: I’ll climb tallest mount.
Swim the deepest ocean.
Walk on hot coal barefoot.
Just for you.
Girl: So sweet!
Can you come to meet me?
Boy: Not now, abhi ammi nikalne nahi dengi.
Girls Never Understand What Boys Say
A boy was driving a car,
a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.
Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!”
Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”
Then she accidents and hits
the buffalo crossing the road.
Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!
boy girl police station
BOY: come with me…
GIRL: where?
BOY: wherever you like.
GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.
BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!
only 20% boys have brain
Only 20% boys have brains.
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Rest have girlfriends.
Proposal or Weather Report
Boy: You are sunshine of my life,
without you life is cloudy,
you are in my heart like rainy water for barren land
Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…
new car or new girlfriend
When a boy opens the door
of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the girlfriend
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
If A Girl Is Silent
If a girl is silent, it’s dangerous.
They’re either:
about to blow up,
need a hug,
falling apart,
crying inside or
all of the above.