Category: Girl n Boy SMS

We Are Just Friends

Girls use this sentence; when they want to start the relation.

Boys use it; when they want to end the relation.

A boy was driving a car,

a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!”

Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”

Then she accidents and hits

the buffalo crossing the road.

Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!

BOY: come with me…

GIRL: where?

BOY: wherever you like.

GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.

BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!

Boy: You are sunshine of my life,
without you life is cloudy,
you are in my heart like rainy water for barren land

Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

When a boy opens the door

of his car for his girlfriend,

you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the girlfriend

If a girl is silent, it’s dangerous.
They’re either:
about to blow up,
need a hug,
falling apart,
crying inside or
all of the above.