Bayghairut zameen per
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
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Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
When nobody miss me,
When nobody cares for me,
When Everybody ignores me,
Nobody SMS me,
Then I sit in a corner,
Fold my arms and say,
‘Kanjar Ne Saarey’
1 Khota 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Hua ha,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li?
Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi…
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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Just Leave It…!
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..