khota aur ghaas
1 Khota 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Hua ha,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li?
Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi…
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Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Muskurati bohut ho
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
seriously hottest kiss
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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Just Leave It…!
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
send sms to 20 friends
Doing SMS is always fun.
send sms to 20 friends.
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10 friends never read it.
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5 friends delete it.
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4 friends inbox is already full.
Only one poor friend read the complete sms ;)
Barish ki 1 1 boond
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.