Barish ki 1 1 boond
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
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Moral of Rajnikanth Robot
What is the moral of Rajnikanth’s movie ROBOT?
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girls sirf insan ka hi nahi,
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hain.
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
song for you
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
middle finger
Sometimes there are no words
to describe how we feel
about some people in this life.
BUT
Thank God we have a middle finger…. !;-)
Bayghairut zameen per
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
Nobody SMS Me
When nobody miss me,
When nobody cares for me,
When Everybody ignores me,
Nobody SMS me,
Then I sit in a corner,
Fold my arms and say,
‘Kanjar Ne Saarey’
khota aur ghaas
1 Khota 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Hua ha,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li?
Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi…
Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain