You Should Be On TV
Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent neutral
Boy: Am I so good??? Very Happy :O
Girl: If you were on TV,
I can at least switch it off
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Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
.+ΞΞ+. Ξ 1 Ξ'+ΞΞ+'
Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
Acha Sa $m$ Karo
Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai
AurKHABARDAR Is 1 rupe Ki T0ffee Khareedi To
difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message.Choice is urs…
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
brain never used before
If I need “Brain Transplantation”
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think that you are a genius.
I need a brain which is never used before
shame on you
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
.
.
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1 missing in above
.
.
.
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Itna Daraowna khuwab?
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
When you win
When you win every one takes pride
and celebrate your victory.
But
When you lose only true friends
holds your hand, sit by your side and say.
“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
born in this world
I believe
U were
born
in this world
,* as a
(‘,’ ) cute
(,w,) little
(“)(“) baby
now that U r
grown up
)(/(/(
( o..o )Hai Rabba!
( – )ae ki ho gaya.