Category: Insult SMS

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
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Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

The secret of a happy married life.
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spøøn Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Danya

Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hain?

apKo
bewaqof
Aur
Wo B Masala laga k.

Please don’t see new Indian movie “3 IDIOTS”

Because you are not chosen for the movie.

We all protest against this

because you are the most deserving Idiot

existing in the world :-)

A very caring sentence written on the

T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.

“You are not looking at the road right now,

please be careful”