I Look Like You
Hey please tell me very frankly,
do I look stupid?
dumb?
mad?
nuts?
alien?
or psycho?
Please tell me,
coz just now someone told me
that I look like you.
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bird and bush
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot :)
Love inspires Envy
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
tum jisay pasand kartay ho
‘Golden Words’
Agar tum jisay pasand kartay ho’ usay na pa sako to…
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LANAT HAI TUM PAR…!
Moral of Rajnikanth Robot
What is the moral of Rajnikanth’s movie ROBOT?
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girls sirf insan ka hi nahi,
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hain.
You are ULLU
You are ULLU
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!
jaldi me apko b ura diya
Cheel ‘
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Uri’ ‘
Faakhta ‘
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Urì ‘
Maina ‘
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Urra’,,
Oops…
Sorry jaldi me apko b ura diya.
What is the full form of singh
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
don’t cheat like me
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me