Puppy dog asked to mummy
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don’t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now
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I put my dog out of the window
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
you are a gifted person
All people have 5 senses
some might have 6.
You are a gifted person,
you have the 7th sense.
NONSENSE
I Look Like You
Hey please tell me very frankly,
do I look stupid?
dumb?
mad?
nuts?
alien?
or psycho?
Please tell me,
coz just now someone told me
that I look like you.
bird and bush
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot :)
Love inspires Envy
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
You are ULLU
You are ULLU
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!
jaldi me apko b ura diya
Cheel ‘
‘
Uri’ ‘
Faakhta ‘
‘ ‘
Urì ‘
Maina ‘
Uri, ‘
‘
Gaddha ‘, ‘,
Urra’,,
Oops…
Sorry jaldi me apko b ura diya.
What is the full form of singh
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
don’t cheat like me
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me