Sing Your Favorite Song
When ever you have a problem
just sing your favorite song.
You will realize that,
The problem is better than your voice..!! :-D ;-)
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don’t smoke, don’t drink
If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,
don’t tell lie , dont cheat
don’t have a boy/girl friend don’t play card.
then visit our websit.
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fill in the blanks
Plz Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or”Nahi”
1: ____ me insan nahi hon.
2: ____ me he chor hon.
3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.
4:______me he pagal hu
two special parts of brain
Your brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
wrote your name
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you
American: Can U swim?
Pthan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pthan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: den wts da Dfferenc btwn u & Dog
Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
praise you all the time
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U R SO ¤¤¤¤T
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U R SO ¤¤EET
“U R SO DhEET”
I can’t praise you all the time.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms