Category: Insult SMS

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

UMMAT-E-MUHAMMAD  (S.A.W) Ki Fazeelat:

1: Inko Zaeef Aur Kamzor Banaya Gaya Taa K Ghurur Na Karain,

2: Qadd-O-Qamat Me Chota Banaya Taa K Khane Peene Aur Libaas Ka Bojh Ziyada Na Ho,

3: Inki Umarain(Age) Chhoti Kardi Taa K Gunah Kam Rahain,

4: Inhe Fuqra Banaya Taa K Aakhrat Me Hisaab Halka Rahe,

5: Inhe Sub Se Aakhri Ummat Banaya Taa K Qabar Me Rehne Ki Muddat Kam Ho….!!

SUBHAN ALLAH

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Smile is a language of Love,

Smile is a way to Success,

Smile is to win the Hearts,

Smile improves your Personality,

So,

“Brush Properly”

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

If ever I was rude to you.

If ever I was angry at you.

If ever I misbehaved with you.

then

dont hesitate

JUST SLAP URSELF!

It must be your fault ;-)