Happier Bachelors
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Type of smells in bedroom after marriage
1st 3 Months: Perfume & Flowers
After 3 Years: Baby Powder, Cream & Lotion
After 30 Years: Vicks & Iodex. ;)
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
Finding a good partner
is not just about looking
for a wish list of things
like sexy, funny, smart, charismatic, successful.
It’s about seeking one specific wish.
The feeling of being safe.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.
Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren
to wo love marriage hai.
10 lob mil kar dhakka dein
to wo arrange marriage hai.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be
interesting and full of happiness!
These are the Happy Marriage wish.