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Marriage Advice
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Whenever you are right shut up
Category: Marriage SMS
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
best way to purpose a girl
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
What is marriage?
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Did You Ever Consider Divorce
A couple were being interviewed
on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
They were asked “In all that time,
did you ever consider divorce?”
“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.
“Murder sometimes but never divorce.”
Last two words to add in ‘yes dear’
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Ufone Marriage Menu
Ufone Marriage Menu mein khushamdeed
Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen
Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen
Pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen
our,
Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen…!!
Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,
ALLAH HAFIZ.
yet to be seen
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
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Yet to be seen.