Category: Marriage SMS

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

A couple were being interviewed

on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.

They were asked “In all that time,

did you ever consider divorce?”

“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.

“Murder sometimes but never divorce.”

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Ufone Marriage Menu mein khushamdeed

Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen

Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen

SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen

Pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

our,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen…!!

Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,

ALLAH HAFIZ.

Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

.

.

.

Yet to be seen.

PREM KAHANI

Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.

Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..

Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.

Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.

Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.

Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE.. :-)