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I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
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tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)
Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..
Lack of 0pportunity…”
William SexFear” :-P
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
