group project on miracle of life
Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project
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A notice in a factory for girl workers
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
young girl after her honeymoon
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Sleep in baby’s room
A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
virginity is neither a dignity
Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..
Lack of 0pportunity…”
William SexFear” :-P
A girl was thristy
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
an application in punjabi
An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay
book of your life
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
Height of bravery!
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.
2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?
1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… ;->