Category: Naughty SMS

First Boy: Mujse Panga na le,

main Sher ka baita hoon.

Second Boy: Yar, Ek bat to bata

Sher ghar aaya tha, ya teri maa jungle gai thee?

Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi.!

1. Light aane ki khushi

2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.

3. Bus ma seeth milne ki khushi

4.Taweel arse bad doble sawari khulne ki khushi

5.Namaz prhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi

6.Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile Jaib ma rahny ke khushe.

Itne khushyun k bawajod log na shukri karty hain…

Larki aur

Larka

Jab

18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki

Zarurt hoti hai..?

Nahi pata…?

Suchi nahi pata!

Shanaakhti card ki yar…!

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

The only similarity between Girl and SMS

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Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)

Wife:”I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone”

Husband: “How Do U Know?”

W¡fe: “B”coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money” :-)