Jo mujhe bhool jai
DUA! Jo mujhe bhool jaye
uska mobile toot jaye
charger jal jaye
uski sim block ho jaye
misscall kare to receive ho jaye
card load kare to balance hi na aye.
AMEEN!
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Losing your confidence
A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
main Sher ka baita hoon
First Boy: Mujse Panga na le,
main Sher ka baita hoon.
Second Boy: Yar, Ek bat to bata
Sher ghar aaya tha, ya teri maa jungle gai thee?
Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi
Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi.!
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.
3. Bus ma seeth milne ki khushi
4.Taweel arse bad doble sawari khulne ki khushi
5.Namaz prhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6.Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile Jaib ma rahny ke khushe.
Itne khushyun k bawajod log na shukri karty hain…
wrote your name
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
Larki aur Larka Jab 18 sal k hotay hein
Larki aur
Larka
Jab
18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki
Zarurt hoti hai..?
Nahi pata…?
Suchi nahi pata!
Shanaakhti card ki yar…!
Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??