Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan: My son has eat the key.

Doctor: When?

Pathan: 3 months before

Doctor: what are you doing till now?

Pathan: I using duplicate key.

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain??

Admi: Goal karne k liye..

Pathan: Gol hi to hai,

Or kitna gol karengy…

1 PANTHAN achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga

Bv:- Aj kal 2 cigrate pee raha ho, Q???

Pathan: Dost ki yad aa rahihai, Hum 2ono sath petay thay, Isleye 2 pee raha hu

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigrate peene laga

Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya???

Pathan: Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein na cigrate chorr di hai:

Maths teacher to brilliant Pathan.

How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

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PATHAN- Juice bana Kar :-)

Teacher shocked Pathan rocked!