Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.

Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati
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Santa: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua Hai

SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
“Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess why?

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To avoid the side effects!

Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser

& superman wears it over the trouser.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question –
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.