Category: Santa Banta SMS

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Banta: It is a shame but let me confess

I have become HOMOSEXUAL.

Wife: How come?

Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!

Wife: Thank God I am not!

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.

Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati
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Santa: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua Hai

SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
“Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?