sab ne ticket le liye hain
Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ???
Sardar ji: nahin jee, abhi tak to ‘hath’ mein hi hain…
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It is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
COMING SOON
One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
“COMING SOON”
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar bought a new mobile
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
difference between orange & apple
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
showed him the wrong thing
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
Race Layein Ga
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Aaj 4 Wajje Khotyan Di Race Ae,
Jana Aei..!
Sardarni: Turya Janda Nai,
Kanjra Race Layein Ga..?
Sardar k ghar chor aagya
Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?
the film was only for above
19 sardar went for a film together.
someone asked them;
why they came in such a big group of 19.?
they replied: the film was only for above 18.