Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Taxi driver to sardar
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja
Aik Sardar Dosry se: Chal yar Race lgatay hain
Doosra: Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahi pata
Pehla: Koi Masla nahi, tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja.:-
sab ne ticket le liye hain
Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ???
Sardar ji: nahin jee, abhi tak to ‘hath’ mein hi hain…
It is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
COMING SOON
One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
“COMING SOON”
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar bought a new mobile
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
difference between orange & apple
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
showed him the wrong thing
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!