Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone

from his Phone Book & said,

My Mobile No. Has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

Sardar after interview

everything went fine till the time

he asked me for testimonials.

I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Aaj  4 Wajje Khotyan Di Race Ae,

Jana Aei..!

Sardarni: Turya Janda Nai,

Kanjra Race Layein Ga..?

Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya

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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian :-)

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?