Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
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Doctor, my son swallowed a key
Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si
sardar was smoking infront of his father
Sardar was smoking infront of his father
Friend: Oye Abbe De Samne Smoking…!
Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na,
Koi Petrol Pump Tey Nahi…. :)
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Sardar Laughing In Class
Sardar was laughing in class room
a girl came to him and said
stand up! who are you?
Sardar: who are you?
Girl: I am monitor.
Sardar: Then I am C.P.U
Why r all these people running?
Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
you have failed
Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird’s leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don’t know!
Examiner: You have failed. What’s your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
Sardar 2 doctor
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p
Todays dinner should be lite
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”