Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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Sardar Laughing In Class
Sardar was laughing in class room
a girl came to him and said
stand up! who are you?
Sardar: who are you?
Girl: I am monitor.
Sardar: Then I am C.P.U
you have failed
Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird’s leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don’t know!
Examiner: You have failed. What’s your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
Sardar 2 doctor
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p
Todays dinner should be lite
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
O tere result da ki banya?
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
plane was crashed in graveyard
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
Traffic signal for aeroplane
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said �India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p