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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,
Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?
Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.
Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai
Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga
ha ha ha
Thooka ham ne naam kuttay ka aaye ga..
friend to Sardar:
you are suppose to go to doctor todaya
what happened…?
Sardar replied:
today I am not feeling good.
So I will go tomorrow.
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
Sardar told his Friend: Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Friend: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”
Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER,
I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME
as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates
but you are selling WINDOWS.
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
