Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Sardar told his Friend: Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Friend: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”
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sardar writes to bill gates
Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER,
I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME
as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates
but you are selling WINDOWS.
wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Sala singer he mara para hai
Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya,
us ne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,
Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: ab chalega kaise?
Sala singer he mara para hai.
Thanks for compliment
Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
A sardarji Doctor falls in love
A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
son of sardar
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Medical entrance exam
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…