PAPPI-TA-DAYO
Papita Bechnay wali larki ne
sardar ko buhat mara
Kisi ne sardar say wajah pouchi To
sardar bola Me tay ena kiya c k Hello Madam
PAPPI-TA-DAYO
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sardar thoughts three times
A man asks a sardar:
What about your paper of english.?
sardar said:
It was ok but I forgot 3rd form of think.
Then I thought
and thought
and thought
then wrote “THUNK”
Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
sardar in winter
dost: tum ko Thand lagti hai to kia kerte ho
Sardar: Heater ke pas ja ke baith jata hoon
dost: agar phir bhi thand lage to
Sardar: to heater on ker Leta hon.
Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty
1 Larki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardr Sy Boli
“Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole
“Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty.
Inam kis ko mile ga?
Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
Latest version of java
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
Sardar on date with his girlfriend
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?