Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
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OK! We will apply next year
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Who Is The Father
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking?
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Who is the father of second!
sardar breaks an egg
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.
he finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated and say’s,
“kya ghor kalyug hai,
aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
Sardar’s Poetry
Sardar’s Poetry
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…
wah
wah
wah
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha
gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha
Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?
1st: Love letter ha
2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai
1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….