Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
Sardar’s Poetry
Sardar’s Poetry
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…
wah
wah
wah
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha
gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha
Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?
1st: Love letter ha
2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai
1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
names of 10 chemical elements
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
.
.
.
Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..