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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
.
.
.
Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!
GATES: Why?
SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,
Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)
