Main aata hun
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
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A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room
with all the doors & windows shut
and the room caught fire.
How would you escape?
Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do…?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit & then do.
How do you do…?
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.