How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
Sardar Stop Imagining
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room
with all the doors & windows shut
and the room caught fire.
How would you escape?
Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)
how do you do
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do…?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit & then do.
How do you do…?
Is that a sun or moon
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya
Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..
CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!
Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya.
Doctor said he’s dead.
Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!”
Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!
sardar ki ammi mar gai
ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,
ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati
do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati
sardar: chup ho jao kamino,
amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai
Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office