how do you do
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do…?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit & then do.
How do you do…?
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Is that a sun or moon
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya
Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..
CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!
Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya.
Doctor said he’s dead.
Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!”
Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!
sardar ki ammi mar gai
ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,
ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati
do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati
sardar: chup ho jao kamino,
amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai
Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte
1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte.
I wanna die like my grandpa
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Sardar In African Safari
In an African Safari,
a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Sardar- Yes yes wait…
I’m changing the battery of my camera.