2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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early shopping
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?
Sardar: Before opening the shop.
sardar lost his cheqbook
Sardar lost his cheqbook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign..?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
I hav’nt slept all nite in the train
Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t U exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth..
sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe:
Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
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tu sundhay te awain ga.
sardar had a crow
Sardar had a crow,
that was very soft.
Sardar named him Microsoft.
(My crow soft) :-)
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Taxi driver to sardar
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja
Aik Sardar Dosry se: Chal yar Race lgatay hain
Doosra: Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahi pata
Pehla: Koi Masla nahi, tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja.:-
sab ne ticket le liye hain
Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ???
Sardar ji: nahin jee, abhi tak to ‘hath’ mein hi hain…