hips don’t lie
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P
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Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do la
o lagain”
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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Kitne numbron se..??
Gandhi G Birthday
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
sardar as a director
A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don’t know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don’t worry there is no water
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
early shopping
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?
Sardar: Before opening the shop.
sardar lost his cheqbook
Sardar lost his cheqbook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign..?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
I hav’nt slept all nite in the train
Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t U exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth..
sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe:
Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sundhay te awain ga.