A child never seen his hips
A child never seen his hips.
once his teacher beat him on his Hips,
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”
Category: Teacher Sms
we call it life
Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
Life has 5 stars
Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.
do you say prayers before eating
TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
how do you spell
TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Chemistry At It’s Peak
Chemistry at it’s peak
Teacher: What happens when Carbon monoxide
reacts with 2 Molecules of Iron?
Student: coffee
Teacher: How?
Student: CO+2Fe = Coffee!!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
Analogy of Teachers
Analogy of Teachers
They teach us to make PLAIN RICE in class
&
expect from us to cook BIRYANI in exams…!! ;) :D :P
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai
George Washington not only chopped down
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Explain Digestive System
Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?
Student: It is Da Process Which Starts
with Eatng from your Rite Hand
&
Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.