Category: Teacher Sms

TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Chemistry at it’s peak
Teacher: What happens when Carbon monoxide
reacts with 2 Molecules of Iron?
Student: coffee
Teacher: How?
Student: CO+2Fe = Coffee!!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Analogy of Teachers

They teach us to make PLAIN RICE in class
&
expect from us to cook BIRYANI in exams…!! ;) :D :P

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in  one Sentnce?

Student: It is Da Process Which Starts

with Eatng from your Rite Hand

&

Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.