Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen………
Bivi: ap ny pichly sal
Eid py meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha, is dafa kia irada hy?
Shohr: is sal us men current chornay ka irada hy
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband’s cheque book.
Kisi mahaan hasti ne kaha hai,
Aurat ki aadhi zindagi husband ki TALAASH me
aur baqi aadhi us ki TALAASHi me guzar jati hai..:-D
bechari aurat
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
True Fact:
Waqt Par Adat Na Badli Toh Wo Zarurat-E-Zindagi Ban Jati Hai
Or Agar Time Per GirlFrnd Na Badli Toh Wo Kambakht Wife Ban Jati Hai:-D
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
A husband was teaching english to his wife,
Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!
Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..
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Wife: Pagal hoga tu gadhe!
ye kal raat ka khana hai.. :-)
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came and asked – what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
