Category: Wife SMS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?

She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

Kisi mahaan hasti ne kaha hai,

Aurat ki aadhi zindagi husband ki TALAASH me

aur baqi aadhi us ki TALAASHi me guzar jati hai..:-D

bechari aurat

True Fact:

Waqt Par Adat Na Badli Toh Wo Zarurat-E-Zindagi Ban Jati Hai

Or Agar Time Per GirlFrnd Na Badli Toh Wo Kambakht Wife Ban Jati Hai:-D

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

A husband was teaching english to his wife,

Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!

Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..
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Wife: Pagal hoga tu gadhe!
ye kal raat ka khana hai.. :-)

A kid was beaten by his mom.

Dad came and asked – what happen son?

Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,

I want my own.

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most?

She answers: My husband’s cheque book.