Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Category: Wife SMS
a couple turns violent
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
Its the time to disco
Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
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kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)
Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day
Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day
As per new research;
A man speaks 25,000 words in a day
and a woman speaks 30,000
The problem stars when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
and the wife starts her 30,000
Woman Deserve Everything
A woman
who
doesn’t ask
for
anything
deserves
everything.
Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha
WIFE ,
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi
Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND ,
Nahi ,
Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha,<
friend runs away with your wife
what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.
husband and wife on picnic
Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi.karo.
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
Discoveries and Inventions
Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Beautiful Woman Uses Her Lips
A beautiful woman
uses her lips for truth
her voice for kindness
her ears for campassion
her hands for charity
her heart for love
for those that don’t like her,
she uses prayer.