no life without wife
No knowledge without college
No life without wife
wife is a knife which cuts your life
So, Never select a wife in your college life…
No knowledge without college
No life without wife
wife is a knife which cuts your life
So, Never select a wife in your college life…
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
A study shows that an average husband
speaks to his wife for about 17 minutes
a week…..
after how long does it take to say
YES
NO
HMMM!!!!!
A wife never gives a thing
to her husband, whole the life.
what’s that ?
?
?
?
Any Guess
?
?
?
ok
that is a moment of peace.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
A woman wants a man
who protect her like a daugher,
love her like a wife and
respect her like his mother.
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
It’s an old saying.
Keep away the tension while sleeping.
.
.
.
But I don’t know why people
still sleeping with their wives.
One million copies of a new book
sold in just 2 days due to
typiing error of 1 alphabet in title.
“An Idea, That Can Change Your Wife.