Category: Wife SMS

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain silent,
cool and controlled by remote.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls…
because,
If they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks romantic
but
actually it’s economic.

A couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish

and threw in a coin.

The wife decided to make a wish, too.

But she leaned over too much,

fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned

for a while but then smiled

“It really works ! “

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

Barber: How short you would like to?

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.

.

Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them.

A Fact:

A Girl Will Always Forgive & Forget

But

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven & Forgotten.”

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.

Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta

DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai