My wife is too good
Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.
Category: Wife SMS
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Laughing At Mistakes
Difference…..
“Laughing at Your own mistakes, can lengthen Your Life.”
Shakespeare
“Laughing at Your Wife’s mistakes, can ‘shorten’ Your Life.”
Shakespeare’s Wife:-P
Happiest Man On Earth
Couple sitting together.
Wife: I will make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I will miss you..!! ;-).
jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
women starts with
Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
women?:-D
Will You Marry Again
Husband: If I die, will you marry again?
Wife: No, I will stay with my sister.
Wife: and if I die, will you marry again???
Husband: No, I will also adjust with your sister.
book of your life
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
A Lovely Push
Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!