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funny conversation of doctor n patient

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

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