Papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Child: papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Father: tjhe sb pta ha
Child: nhi pta promise!
Fathe: in ke pait me pani bhra ha
Child: Oh no! Tu phir Bacha to doob jae ga…
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