A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Tumhari holi ho number one
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi
company matters
If a drop falls on lake
It loses its identity.
If falls on a rose
It shines.
If Falls on a shell
It becomes a pearl.
The drop is same
but
Company matters.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
Its a nice feeling
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Happy Birthday Dear Father
Happy Birthday Dear Father.
Dear father you are funny,
you are kind and you are smart.
It’s no wonder that the love
I send has come straight from my heart.
Blow You A Sweet Goodnight
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels would keep you in sight.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.
Do Not Make Noise
Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:
“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)
Dair Tak Soya Nahi Karte
Subah Ki Nend Insan K Iradon Ko Kamzor Karti Ha
Manzilon Ko Pane Ki Justujo Jin Ma Ho
Wo Log Kabhi Dair Tak Soya Nahi Karte
‘Good Morning’
Wish With True Heart
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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.
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.